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[neveraskedforthis]

I can't help you right now, I got problems of my own.

Jensen here. Leave a message.

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exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

[Guilty until proven innocent. James doesn't sound too pissed. Amused, actually, if anything.]

Your level of stalking might almost be endearing if it didn't involve theft of my only prized possessions. I exchanged quite a lot for that last bottle of whiskey.

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

[ how does he knoooow adam's pretty sure he didn't leave any traces. ]

You sound paranoid, Bond. I strongly suggest you seek out counseling before it gets worse.

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

[Because he has no other friends, Adam :c Plus bluffing forever.]

Councillors and I don't really get along.

How was it?

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

How was what.

[ yeah also bluffing forever ... GOOD THING ADAM'S POKERFACE&VOICE ARE FLAWLESS ]

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

The whiskey.

[Fucking duh, what else would he mean?]

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

[ okay. okay wait. ]

I wouldn't know, since I gave it away to some poor son of a bitch on the street who needed it more. Your champagne, however, was quite alright, but I've had better.

[ DEADPAN SNARK DO YOU RECOGNIZE IT it's not meant to be taken seriously, and he gives an exasperated sigh!! ]

Now will you stop deluding yourself?

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

Because an alcoholic who has likely drank himself to ruin is undoubtedly the better person to give more alcohol to. Yes. Well done.

[Not believing that snark. HE KNOWS IT WAS YOU.]

Did you at least share the champagne?

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

Indeed. I didn't see much of a difference between you and him, in fact, only that he lacked the money to afford his favorite poison.

[ BELIEVE WHAT YOU WAAAAANT he's just humoring you at this point. ]

No. Kept it all to myself. I kept a few other things too, if only I could remember which, though.

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

[Lightly sulking at comparing him to a drunken hobo.]

You know it's not nice to tease.

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

Pot, kettle ...

I don't have your booze, Bond.

[ --anymore. that much is true! ]

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

Are you going to stop breaking into my apartment?

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

What kind of question is that?

[ VAGUE ANSWER IS VAGUE and not really an answer.... lol of course not ]

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

[One day he'll catch you in the act, Adam, one day!]

Do you watch me while I sleep?

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

[ snorts. ]

Don't flatter yourself. Or are you getting off to the thought?

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

Just don't get any ideas. [Creeper fans are the worst.]

I warn you; I sleep naked.

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

Your point? Nothing I haven't seen before. And I don't particularly care to take a closer look at your mutilated prick, don't worry.

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

I just don't know how far you'd go. Must be pretty low to steal a chap's alcohol, after all.

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

I've also stolen money and some candybars. Don't forget about those.

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

I never took you for having a sweet tooth.

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

Just proves that you don't know me very well. Unfortunate, isn't it?

[ meanwhile Adam knows SO MUCH ABOUT YOU rubbing it in your face. ]

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

Or it just proves you and I need to get to know one another a little better.

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

[ ... why won't you leave him alone he doesn't have have tits. ]

Of course, that sounds like a wonderful idea. I'm thinking brunch. Or do you prefer afternoon tea?

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

Afternoon tea. Scones, jam, clotted cream and a nice pot of earl grey.

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

I'll be bringing a pot of coffee if you don't mind. I'll take the cookies, though.

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

[Cookies? Ugh, fucking Americans. But whatever, dismissive grunt.] I'd rather the coffee as well, if I'm honest. Tea is muck.

What I'd really like, though, is my whiskey returned to me.