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~~I can't help you right now, I got problems of my own.~~

Jensen here. Leave a message.

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[ okay. okay wait. ]

I wouldn't know, since I gave it away to some poor son of a bitch on the street who needed it more. Your champagne, however, was quite alright, but I've had better.

[ DEADPAN SNARK DO YOU RECOGNIZE IT it's not meant to be taken seriously, and he gives an exasperated sigh!! ]

Now will you stop deluding yourself?

Because an alcoholic who has likely drank himself to ruin is undoubtedly the better person to give more alcohol to. Yes. Well done.

[Not believing that snark. HE KNOWS IT WAS YOU.]

Did you at least share the champagne?

Edited 2012-09-23 22:22 (UTC)

Indeed. I didn't see much of a difference between you and him, in fact, only that he lacked the money to afford his favorite poison.

[ BELIEVE WHAT YOU WAAAAANT he's just humoring you at this point. ]

No. Kept it all to myself. I kept a few other things too, if only I could remember which, though.

[Lightly sulking at comparing him to a drunken hobo.]

You know it's not nice to tease.

Pot, kettle ...

I don't have your booze, Bond.

[ --anymore. that much is true! ]

Are you going to stop breaking into my apartment?

What kind of question is that?

[ VAGUE ANSWER IS VAGUE and not really an answer.... lol of course not ]

[One day he'll catch you in the act, Adam, one day!]

Do you watch me while I sleep?

[ snorts. ]

Don't flatter yourself. Or are you getting off to the thought?

Just don't get any ideas. [Creeper fans are the worst.]

I warn you; I sleep naked.

Your point? Nothing I haven't seen before. And I don't particularly care to take a closer look at your mutilated prick, don't worry.

I just don't know how far you'd go. Must be pretty low to steal a chap's alcohol, after all.

I've also stolen money and some candybars. Don't forget about those.

I never took you for having a sweet tooth.

Just proves that you don't know me very well. Unfortunate, isn't it?

[ meanwhile Adam knows SO MUCH ABOUT YOU rubbing it in your face. ]

Or it just proves you and I need to get to know one another a little better.

[ ... why won't you leave him alone he doesn't have have tits. ]

Of course, that sounds like a wonderful idea. I'm thinking brunch. Or do you prefer afternoon tea?

Afternoon tea. Scones, jam, clotted cream and a nice pot of earl grey.

I'll be bringing a pot of coffee if you don't mind. I'll take the cookies, though.

[Cookies? Ugh, fucking Americans. But whatever, dismissive grunt.] I'd rather the coffee as well, if I'm honest. Tea is muck.

What I'd really like, though, is my whiskey returned to me.

[ ... an Englishman that doesn't drink TEA? what a disgrace to your country you are. ]

I don't have your whiskey.

[ because he drank it all. ]

Will you leave me alone if I bring you a new bottle?

[He knows it was you. He just knows.]

Only if you hand it over personally.

[ shhhhhhhhh. ]

If you insist.

[ tomorrow.

and then bombs happen o o p s ]

With an apology.

[He will never forget this offer, no matter how long bombs fall for.]

[ SNORT

that's all you get before he disconnects. he'll be over HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE BOND

how about instead of an apology, you get whacked over the head with the bottle. ]

Edited 2012-09-24 11:57 (UTC)

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doubleoohbaby - 2012-09-24 12:00 (UTC) - Expand

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