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[neveraskedforthis]

I can't help you right now, I got problems of my own.

Jensen here. Leave a message.

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exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

Or it just proves you and I need to get to know one another a little better.

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

[ ... why won't you leave him alone he doesn't have have tits. ]

Of course, that sounds like a wonderful idea. I'm thinking brunch. Or do you prefer afternoon tea?

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

Afternoon tea. Scones, jam, clotted cream and a nice pot of earl grey.

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

I'll be bringing a pot of coffee if you don't mind. I'll take the cookies, though.

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

[Cookies? Ugh, fucking Americans. But whatever, dismissive grunt.] I'd rather the coffee as well, if I'm honest. Tea is muck.

What I'd really like, though, is my whiskey returned to me.

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

[ ... an Englishman that doesn't drink TEA? what a disgrace to your country you are. ]

I don't have your whiskey.

[ because he drank it all. ]

Will you leave me alone if I bring you a new bottle?

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

[He knows it was you. He just knows.]

Only if you hand it over personally.

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

[ shhhhhhhhh. ]

If you insist.

[ tomorrow.

and then bombs happen o o p s ]

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

With an apology.

[He will never forget this offer, no matter how long bombs fall for.]

exsilium; voice

[neveraskedforthis]

[ SNORT

that's all you get before he disconnects. he'll be over HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE BOND

how about instead of an apology, you get whacked over the head with the bottle. ]

exsilium; voice

[doubleoohbaby]

[Well that'd just be a waste of a good bottle.

But lightly chuckling to himself anyway, because oh how amusing Adam is.]